If you are reading this, you probably already know fairly well who and/or what I am.

My full name is Daniel A**** Gast, and if you want to know my middle name you have to guess it, thats the rule.

I am a male homo sapien, or human, born in the year of our Lord, nineteen and eighty-nine. I am of dreadfully fair complexion and have hair of a reddish hue. I am roughly 5′ 10″ and skinnier than most rails.

The rest, I will leave to your imagination. (As I grow bored of myself and wish to go eat Jell-O from a cup)